As of yesterday morning, my Fantasy Football league still hadn’t received a draft date from our commissioner. Because of this, I had a scathing post already written directed at him.

I was going to insult our commissioner a whole bunch. I was going to point out that last year his team sucked worse than mine, and even though he took 9th and beat me in the “Last Place” game, I still scored more points than him while being super unlucky all year. I was also going to point out that, despite being a literal sports writer and playing in our league for 17 years, he has yet to win.

Luckily, I don’t have to air any of that dirty laundry, because yesterday evening he finally set a draft date for our league.