It’s the greatest fantasy football movie of all time. Who do you want to be?

The emotionally stunted GM who everyone hates, who makes picks from his gut and in the end effectively wins the superbowl before the season’s even started?

The bull-headed coach who’s won a single superbowl and wears the ring to work like a tie?

The Seattle GM who preys on the desperate teams, only in the end to avoid getting eaten alive by his fanbase just long enough to get the QB they wanted all along at a significantly lower price?

The answer is none of the above.

The Brown’s GM is bad at his job and gets lucky. He does get a pass though, because his dad died and he also found out he and his partner are pregnant and he obviously doesn’t take either well.

The bull-headed coach literally makes things worse every time he shows up.

The Seattle GM just took last place the year before and somehow still has cap issues on draft day.

The correct answer is Ali, played by Jennifer Garner. She’s the only character who doesn’t have a last name (except for Brian Drew’s wife, who’s name is Brian Drew’s wife) yet she is the only person in this fantastical Brown’s organization who is actually good at her job.

She puts out literal fires during the movie, enforces HR policy, and can immediately respond to complex financial questions by thinking for just a few seconds.

Draft day is in about a week for me. I’m gonna be Ali out there. Who are you going to be?