Yahoo gave me a draft grade of a D-.

Their shitty AI driven writer called my draft an embarrassment. It was surprised I was able to put together a full team, and that the drool dripping from my perpetually open mouth didn’t pool enough to short circuit my keyboard.

Stoopid AI – I draft with my mouse, not my keyboard.

Also, last year Yahoo gave me a draft grade of A- and last year was complete bullshit. I think I’m happy with Yahoo’s shitty AI giving me a D-.

Game of the Week

I’ve copied below the Game of the Week write up for my league.

The Game of the Week this week is a matchup between the two teams in last year’s championship. Well, at least I think it is – no one really remembers who came in second place.

The defending champ, The 10ve Boat, is ironically starting CJ Stroud. And that’s the high point of his roster. His WRs are anchored by a 97 year old Cooper Kupp, and a Chicagsux Bears receiver. Sure Breece Hall might be good but he also might not be. I’d also like to point out that this guy reached for Luke Musgrave during the draft. He’ll be hard pressed to find 5 wins this year.

Now I would say The 10ve Boat is cruising for a bruising, but he is playing Evan’s team, EGIII, who hasn’t changed his team name since he first drafted RGIII back in the 70s. This team, somehow, is even worse than The 10ve Boat. Ja’Marr Chase is the only high point on this roster, and he practiced for the first time yesterday. His receivers and RBs are all underwhelming, and he’s starting a NYJ defense against San Fran this week. We all know his wife drafted his team for him, but damn…this was cold of her.

Unfortunately, the defending champ is going to win this week and start the year at an easy 1-0.